While waiting for season 2 I tend to post more non-ASOIAF related stuff than usual. But since it usually involves Nicolas Cage I think you should all be grateful that I am bringing his glorious light to your lives.
I’m going to use every opportunity I can for the next month to say “winter is coming” in a really ominous voice.
The Game of Thrones porn parody we’ve been waiting for…my version anyway.
If there can be a Simpsons porn parody in which all the actors look severly jaundiced, and a porn parody of 30 Rock featuring a maddeningly accurate voice impression of Tracy Morgan (and one for The Breakfast Club, Cosby Show, et al) , then why the hell shouldn’t there be a Game of Bones?
All I ask is that Alfie Allen appear as himself. (UGH! Lame of Groans, I KNOW!)
This needs to happen, though I doubt it will match the greatness that is Not the Bradys XXX.
SEAN’S FACE=MY FACE RIGHT NOW. IT’S DONE. IT’S REALLY DONE. ON JULY 12 I WILL BE HOLDING IT IN MY HANDS.
