Alfie Allen’s Dick Haiku 2

thesavagesalad:

Joyous elephant seal

The distance lies, it is but

Alfie Allen’s Peen

(via ghostsinwinterfell)

Theon Greyjoy does approve.

Theon Greyjoy does approve.

allalfieallen:

Theon Greyjoy is not amused.

Is he ever? (Besides the times when his dick is in something, of course.)

allalfieallen:

Theon Greyjoy is not amused.

Is he ever? (Besides the times when his dick is in something, of course.)

(via allalfieallen)

YOU IN DANGER, GURL.

YOU IN DANGER, GURL.


…and failed rebellions. ;)

(via allalfieallen)

You can’t believe it? Really? Gurl, did you see that dick?
But in all seriousness, Theon is one of the best developed characters in the series, and is very complex. He may not always make the right choices but at least he has a personality unlike some fan favorites *cough*Robb*cough*.

You can’t believe it? Really? Gurl, did you see that dick?

But in all seriousness, Theon is one of the best developed characters in the series, and is very complex. He may not always make the right choices but at least he has a personality unlike some fan favorites *cough*Robb*cough*.

generalstolas:

Fuck yeah, shark week!Theon wouldn’t be kraken; he’d be a sharktopus.

OMG, THE SHARK IS KILLING ME. LOOOOL.

generalstolas:

Fuck yeah, shark week!
Theon wouldn’t be kraken; he’d be a sharktopus.

OMG, THE SHARK IS KILLING ME. LOOOOL.

For the original Theon stan…

I added some hipster jon, just for you!

Omg, thank you bb! I am so honored. <3

#reader submission from bexclare, flawless ontd_asoiaf member

A THEON APPRECIATION MACRO FROM BEXCLARE

hey bb I made this as a joke for ONTD_greyjoy but I thought you would enjoy it

IF U WANT I COULD MAKE U AN ‘ORIGINAL THEON STAN’

1.) WE HAVE AN ONTD_GREYJOY?! OMG, I AM SO DUMB. OF COURSE WE DO, BUT I AM IN HOUSE TYRELL, THE HOUSE THAT JUST HAPPENS TO WIN EVERYTHING IN LIFE.

2.) YES PLEASE. I AM THE ORIGINAL TBH.

#reader submission from the lovely bexclare on LJ