While waiting for season 2 I tend to post more non-ASOIAF related stuff than usual. But since it usually involves Nicolas Cage I think you should all be grateful that I am bringing his glorious light to your lives.
Margaery Tyrell as a lesbian?
Just wondering how this theory came about.
I honestly don’t remember anything from AFFC and don’t hate myself so I won’t be rereading it but what was there in the text to support that?
I mean with Renly and Loras it was beyond obvious, hello Rainbow Guard and ‘praying’, but I’m drawing a blank with this one.
Word of the Day: Manscaping.
I’m happy to announce I am now married!
Last night I tied the night with fellow Viserys stan, Kelsey. We were brought together by GoT, and I praise the Holy Spearit for blessing this union. <3
I would also like to thank ontd_asoiaf for bearing witness to the ceremony.
Here’s a photo of the happy couple! I’m obviously the one with the bitchin’ pornstache.
The wedding ceremony itself was very classy if I may say so myself, our first dance being to Lady Gaga’s Alejandro/El Bastardo Remix. We were lucky enough to have Jon and the Bastards perform for us!
Here’s a sneak peek of our wedding night:
*fans self* Now then, where was I…I just know we will be so happy together! :’)
However, I must be off. It’s time for our Loki/Thor roleplay so I can indulge my new found and rather unhealthy obsession with Tom Hiddleston’s receding hairline.
I love how much Finn Jones ships Loras/Renly. Can’t wait until season 2!
I wonder how Renly and Loras would celebrate?
Perhaps with a nice shaving session?
LOL YEAH RIGHT.
EXCEPT THE OTHER ARMPIT
THIS BOTHERED ME SO MUCH. YOU COULDN’T WAIT TWO MORE MINUTES BEFORE SUCKING HIS DICK?
If the mere sound of a bj bothers you I think you may be watching the wrong show…
UM…HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED HBO? I MEAN, REALLY.
more anal leakage
But that Theon scene with Ros was necessary? (It was to my vagina tbh.) Along with every other heterosexual scene that does not move the plot forward.
And maybe if you weren’t too busy freaking out about two half naked men being on your television screen you would have noticed that it set up important things for the following season, and also introduces Lobster!Stannis.
winter-is-coming.net is the prolapsed anus of the ASOIAF fandom.
I enjoy mocking the stupid and prejudiced, so where better to look than winter-is-coming.net?
Sunday’s episode has alerted me to the fact that a large portion of ASOIAF readers lack reading comprehension. Also, it appears they don’t know of a thing called ‘the google’ which would tell them in about 5 seconds that GRRM did in fact write those characters as gay.
