got-confessions:

“Dany and Frodo must be the two most annoying literary characters created  since man began to tell stories. Their authors begin their tale in such  a way that you fall in love with them and tie your hopes to the success  of their quests. And then they seem to turn into such bumbling  idiots you no longer know how to feel about them and a small part of you  wishes they would just die; and the guilt associated with that is just  too much. Sigh. The frustration!”


This is the dumbest confession I’ve read in a long time, and that’s saying a lot.

got-confessions:

“Dany and Frodo must be the two most annoying literary characters created since man began to tell stories. Their authors begin their tale in such a way that you fall in love with them and tie your hopes to the success of their quests. And then they seem to turn into such bumbling idiots you no longer know how to feel about them and a small part of you wishes they would just die; and the guilt associated with that is just too much. Sigh. The frustration!”

This is the dumbest confession I’ve read in a long time, and that’s saying a lot.

I thought it was because his beard is full of secrets.

I thought it was because his beard is full of secrets.

(via queen-hannibal-of-the-insane)

He would.

He would.

fantastiquecollective:

Leaked footage from Game of Thrones season 2!
Aragorn: It cannot be. You fell.
Eddard the White: I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

To that poor confused anon: this is why Eddard wasn’t in the teaser! They didn’t want to spoil it for non-book readers.

fantastiquecollective:

Leaked footage from Game of Thrones season 2!

Aragorn: It cannot be. You fell.

Eddard the White: I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

To that poor confused anon: this is why Eddard wasn’t in the teaser! They didn’t want to spoil it for non-book readers.

wheresmymanapotion:

Doesn’t matter, got killed.

Ned does what he wants.

wheresmymanapotion:

Doesn’t matter, got killed.

Ned does what he wants.

(via fuckyeahlordoftherings)

But does he survive this movie?
Also, I didn’t make this and have no idea who did, unfortunately.

But does he survive this movie?

Also, I didn’t make this and have no idea who did, unfortunately.

fantastiquecollective:

Gandalf: What are you doing after work?
Dumbledore: You.

fantastiquecollective:

Gandalf: What are you doing after work?

Dumbledore: You.

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

Kung Fu Monkey