While waiting for season 2 I tend to post more non-ASOIAF related stuff than usual. But since it usually involves Nicolas Cage I think you should all be grateful that I am bringing his glorious light to your lives.
when joffrey cuts up that book that tyrion gave him
the book that only has 4 copies in the entire kingdoms
my face:
As a bibliophile that offended me more than anything else Joffrey did in the entire series. (And I’m not interested in your righteous indignation of ‘REALLY? BUT WHAT ABOUT SO-AND-SO? THAT WAS WAY WORSE.)
(via hiddendoors)
king’s landing: where youthful dreams go to die screaming
I got her a kitten on a spike. Bitches love kittens on a spike.
(via careenoughtolie)
‘Mayor’ Michael Bloomberg — ‘I Have My Own Army’ (via cultureofresistance)
This message is King Joffrey approved!
(via i-am-a-child-of-time)
He also smells like beef and cheese.
(via careenoughtolie)
“I can’t help but find Joffrey entertaining, even when he’s killing or tormenting my favorite characters. He’s like the love child of (little) Draco Malfoy and Hans Landa. People take him too seriously.”
I agree, tbh. Especially on the show, Jack Gleeson is just so fucking fantastic.
Because babies, that’s why.
King Joffrey is pro-life. Are you?
The biggest killer in Westeros isn’t Gregor Clegane, famine or Robb Stark’s army. It’s abortion. Thousands of children are slaughtered each year in the womb and deprived of their chance at a life filled with despair, starvation and severed limbs. Take a stand now against this atrocity and end abortion.
Brought to you by the Westeros Pro-Life Alliance.
