While waiting for season 2 I tend to post more non-ASOIAF related stuff than usual. But since it usually involves Nicolas Cage I think you should all be grateful that I am bringing his glorious light to your lives.
For the original Theon stan…
I added some hipster jon, just for you!
Omg, thank you bb! I am so honored. <3
#reader submission from bexclare, flawless ontd_asoiaf member
WTF? WHY IS EVERYONE STANNING FOR THEON ALL OF THE SUDDEN?!
THERE IS SUDDENLY A SHIT TON OF THEON ALL OVER MY DASH. NOT THAT I’M COMPLAINING, BUT…
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO PUT MY HIPSTER GLASSES ON AND SAY THAT I’VE LOVED THEON SINCE THE BEGINNING, EVEN CONSIDERING HIS ACTIONS IN ACOK.
EVEN WHEN EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME AND THOUGHT I WAS BEING IRONIC BUT THERE IS NOTHING IRONIC ABOUT ALFIE ALLEN’S DICK, Y’ALL.
ALL THESE NEW BITCHES BE TABLE SALT TBH. SALTIEST SALT WIVES FOR LIFE.
