While waiting for season 2 I tend to post more non-ASOIAF related stuff than usual. But since it usually involves Nicolas Cage I think you should all be grateful that I am bringing his glorious light to your lives.
And now A Very Terry Thanksgiving must come to an end.
I would just like to thank you all for joining me today in our journey into the terrifying psyche of Terry Goodkind.
I hope this was both educational and entertaining!
I also hope to see more Terry bashing in the future! Now that we are well acquainted I think you will find pissing on Terry to be a very fulfilling pastime.
As long as we are armed with our hatred for moral clarity, we cannot be defeated!
The time has come…
For the next 24 hours this tumblr will be dedicated entirely to the life and works of prolific fantasy stories about people author and world-class douche Terry Goodkind.
The first half of the day will introduce you to Terry in his own words, all taken from one spectacular clusterfuck of an interview. It is truly mind-blowing.
The second half will introduce you to his work as I choose the choice bits from his masterpiece series The Sword of Truth. These scenes will showcase his heroic characters at their heroic best. Did I mention that they will be super heroic?
…I just have so many feelings when it comes to Terry. A lot of negative feelings. He may possibly be the biggest douche in the universe. But I just don’t know how to quit him. He entertains me endlessly. Mocking Terry is honestly one of my favorite pastimes but not something I have time to dedicate a blog to. So I’d like to take this special day and dedicate it to the douchebaggery of Terry Goodkind so you can all appreciate his….I don’t know what.
But I know you will appreciate George R.R. Martin more after this. While George may be an Absolute Fucker, he pales in comparison to Terry.
Things might look a little different tomorrow…
In honor of Thanksgiving I am doing something a bit different tomorrow.
Now, I know some of you out there think I hate George but that’s not true. I enjoy poking fun at him and I find his work ethic (or lack thereof) deplorable and I think he needs to be more upfront about his ‘give-a-fuckness’ regarding the series but overall he’s a nice enough guy.
So tomorrow my tumblr will be dedicated entirely to an author deserving of hate and vitriol.
I hate him so very, very much.
Who is this?
It’s a surprise, bitches.
But by the end of the day, we should all feel grateful for GRRM, for despite the delays, the cockteasing, the dismissal of any ‘negative’ fans as trolling, we could have it so much worse.
I am making up and queuing posts at the moment and already I can feel the yeard sucking the life force out of me. But he will not win. I mock because I can, and by God I will not stop.
Glittery silver suit George thanks you for your time and hopes you have a lovely holiday!
