Well, tumblr, it’s been fun.

But I no longer have any interest in GOT/ASOIAF/tumblr/this fandom.

You can always find me trolling on ONTD.

l’oréal
blessed with salt
blessed with style
blessed with beauty.

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sansastark:

winterthenfell:

plantagenet:

#you win or you om nom nom there is no middle ground

DESSERT IS COMING

So, my srs business theme baking extravaganza, A Song of Icing Sugar and Fire, is over. I don’t know who won, but it wasn’t me. I ended up going to a party last night with my lips stained dark from mixing black and red icing and accidentally happening to taste it everyone and then.

It was so worth the wait to let my Targaryen dragons dry - they are my absolute favourite. Martell sun-and-spears were a casualty of my mistake in covering them with a damp towel as the black and red bled together. My Stark direwolves were beautiful, but I was anxious to get them done, so I stuck them in the freezer which, in hindsight, was dumb as it make them pretty ugly. All in all, if I did it again, I’d probably work with fondant for the bases and be prepared to allow 24 hours for drying time. idk if there’ll be a next time - maybe A Song of Ice and Cupcakes? Never underestimate boredom.

For people who are asking, these are Nigella’s Butter Cut-Out Biscuits (naturally they are delicioussss) and their frosted with the meringue icing recipe and technique from Sweetopia, NOT fondant, though I did pipe them pretty thick because om nom nom sugar in my belly.

You can see pictures of the individual cookies HERE, but be wary for they are not so pretty up close (sugar cracks, I’ll have you know, and I made many emergency surgeries to stick on fallen limbs and dragon heads - who could have known that Westeros houses could be so breakable?).


Now I’m off, like Saturn, to devour some of my children with milk - Saturn might have missed out on that detail. Don’t worry, Jackie, I’m saving some for our online tea party :DDD

(And none for Walder Frey, bye.)

THIS IS NOT HELPING CURB MY DESIRE TO EAT ALL THE FATTY FOODS.

I like Jaime. I don’t like Cersei.

watermeloncholy:

papercollections:

Now watch the fandom scream “SEXIST!”.

Here’s the reblog that you so desperately wanted.

How do you feel now?

I’m feeling charitable today and will also give this poor soul the attention they are seeking.

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tshirtroundup:

“Waterdancing” by djwetmouse.
Syrio Forel’s School of Dance - for when you want to tango with the Lannisters
Available from RedBubble.

tshirtroundup:

Waterdancing” by djwetmouse.

Syrio Forel’s School of Dance - for when you want to tango with the Lannisters

Available from RedBubble.

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Aye…and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler

Kevan Lannister

jfc

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omg everytime i see this quote

so says the father of lancel lannister

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LANCEL IS FLAWLESS. HDU.

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got-confessions:

“I actually like the name “Yara.”

Congrats on having no taste.

got-confessions:

“I actually like the name “Yara.”

Congrats on having no taste.

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