The time has come…
For the next 24 hours this tumblr will be dedicated entirely to the life and works of prolific
fantasy stories about people author and world-class douche Terry Goodkind.
The first half of the day will introduce you to Terry in his own words, all taken from one spectacular clusterfuck of an interview. It is truly mind-blowing.
The second half will introduce you to his work as I choose the choice bits from his masterpiece series The Sword of Truth. These scenes will showcase his heroic characters at their heroic best. Did I mention that they will be super heroic?
…I just have so many feelings when it comes to Terry. A lot of negative feelings. He may possibly be the biggest douche in the universe. But I just don’t know how to quit him. He entertains me endlessly. Mocking Terry is honestly one of my favorite pastimes but not something I have time to dedicate a blog to. So I’d like to take this special day and dedicate it to the douchebaggery of Terry Goodkind so you can all appreciate his….I don’t know what.
But I know you will appreciate George R.R. Martin more after this. While George may be an Absolute Fucker, he pales in comparison to Terry.