Winter Is Coming, Bitches

I had planned on deleting my tumblr...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:58:02 -0800

but I’ll leave it up since that was requested.

I am changing my e-mail and password though so I can never log on again.

If you want to keep in touch, I post over at iswintercoming.com under winteriscomingbitch and on ONTD as comalies13.

Also, one final shout-out to Lindaaa:

Well, tumblr, it's been fun.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:38:25 -0800

But I no longer have any interest in GOT/ASOIAF/tumblr/this fandom.

You can always find me trolling on ONTD.

Nicolas Cage in 8MM, Part 3.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:28:01 -0800

Nicolas Cage in 8MM, Part 2.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:38:06 -0800

Nicolas Cage in 8MM, Part 1.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:26:06 -0800

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Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:38:54 -0800

l’oréalblessed with saltblessed with styleblessed with beauty.

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:01:03 -0800

l’oréal
blessed with salt
blessed with style
blessed with beauty.

sansastark: winterthenfell: plantagenet: #you win or you om...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:28:15 -0800

sansastark:

winterthenfell:

plantagenet:

#you win or you om nom nom there is no middle ground

DESSERT IS COMING

So, my srs business theme baking extravaganza, A Song of Icing Sugar and Fire, is over. I don’t know who won, but it wasn’t me. I ended up going to a party last night with my lips stained dark from mixing black and red icing and accidentally happening to taste it everyone and then.

It was so worth the wait to let my Targaryen dragons dry - they are my absolute favourite. Martell sun-and-spears were a casualty of my mistake in covering them with a damp towel as the black and red bled together. My Stark direwolves were beautiful, but I was anxious to get them done, so I stuck them in the freezer which, in hindsight, was dumb as it make them pretty ugly. All in all, if I did it again, I’d probably work with fondant for the bases and be prepared to allow 24 hours for drying time. idk if there’ll be a next time - maybe A Song of Ice and Cupcakes? Never underestimate boredom.

For people who are asking, these are Nigella’s Butter Cut-Out Biscuits (naturally they are delicioussss) and their frosted with the meringue icing recipe and technique from Sweetopia, NOT fondant, though I did pipe them pretty thick because om nom nom sugar in my belly.

You can see pictures of the individual cookies HERE, but be wary for they are not so pretty up close (sugar cracks, I’ll have you know, and I made many emergency surgeries to stick on fallen limbs and dragon heads - who could have known that Westeros houses could be so breakable?).

Now I’m off, like Saturn, to devour some of my children with milk - Saturn might have missed out on that detail. Don’t worry, Jackie, I’m saving some for our online tea party :DDD

(And none for Walder Frey, bye.)

THIS IS NOT HELPING CURB MY DESIRE TO EAT ALL THE FATTY FOODS.

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Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:33:39 -0800

Oh my.

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:32:29 -0800

Oh my.

I like Jaime. I don't like Cersei.

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:57:11 -0800

watermeloncholy:

papercollections:

Now watch the fandom scream “SEXIST!”.

Here’s the reblog that you so desperately wanted.

How do you feel now?

I’m feeling charitable today and will also give this poor soul the attention they are seeking.

tshirtroundup: “Waterdancing” by djwetmouse. Syrio Forel’s...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:12:55 -0800

tshirtroundup:

“Waterdancing” by djwetmouse.

Syrio Forel’s School of Dance - for when you want to tango with the Lannisters

Available from RedBubble.

queenofglass: when joffrey cuts up that book that tyrion gave him the book that only has 4 copies...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:21:07 -0800

queenofglass:

when joffrey cuts up that book that tyrion gave him

the book that only has 4 copies in the entire kingdoms

my face:

As a bibliophile that offended me more than anything else Joffrey did in the entire series. (And I’m not interested in your righteous indignation of ‘REALLY? BUT WHAT ABOUT SO-AND-SO? THAT WAS WAY WORSE.)

"Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died."

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:41:02 -0800

“Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died.”

- Jorah Mormont (via fuckyeahasoiafquotes)

Rhaegar was also kind of a douche.

"Aye…and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler"

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:20:08 -0800

“Aye…and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler”

- Kevan Lannister

jfc

(via thesavagesalad)

omg everytime i see this quote

so says the father of lancel lannister

(via dondarrion)

LANCEL IS FLAWLESS. HDU.

got-confessions: “I actually like the name “Yara.” Congrats on...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:35:22 -0800

got-confessions:

“I actually like the name “Yara.”

Congrats on having no taste.

Nicolas Cage in Season of the Witch.

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 22:58:02 -0800

aclashofkinks: Daily ASOIAF Valentine, plus two from the...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:16:37 -0800

Daenerys

Jaime

Ned and Petry

aclashofkinks:

Daily ASOIAF Valentine, plus two from the weekend!

Eat your heart out, Valentine.

There are no Valentines like me, only me.

I’m head over heels 4 u!

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Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:44:57 -0800

watermeloncholy: eloquent-escapist: I left Sansa out because...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:25:31 -0800

watermeloncholy:

eloquent-escapist:

I left Sansa out because she almost got Arya’s wolf killed, and for that I can never forgive her. >:(

But no, the issue is not, as you so eloquently put, how I ‘frame my shit’, it’s the overreaction my words evoke in you. Cersei is a bitch. You probably think a few of the male characters in the series are pricks, and wouldn’t have been offended if, say, I’d called Thorne a massive douche. Or Joffrey. I fucking hate Joffrey. That little dick got what was coming to him far too late - but that’s beside the point. I’m not showing sexism, I’m showing that sometimes, you use words to describe people because they fit accurately, and, just as with a male who you would call asshole, prick, douchebag, etc, there are a few gender-specific terms for women, as well. In fact, the first definition for ‘bitch’ under slang is, “A selfish, unpleasant, or malicious person, especially a woman.”

So I ask you - if I can use male-specific insults, why not the female ones? If she didn’t deserve it, and someone else had said it - like, say, if they’d insulted Arya with it - I’d be most upset. Not because they insulted a woman, but because they insulted a genuinely likable character.

I also fail to see how it’s sexist of me to talk about this when I reference truly strong women, and how Cersei drags them down through her malevolence. I shouldn’t not be allowed to insult someone just because of their gender - we’re both human. If you’re a horrible person, I reserve the right to insult you however I choose.

(( Repost because my last one got lost in the warp or something. ))

The eloquent-escapist? Really? Yo, I think you might need to change your username.

Everything about that is wrong. You are wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness and think about it.