While waiting for season 2 I tend to post more non-ASOIAF related stuff than usual. But since it usually involves Nicolas Cage I think you should all be grateful that I am bringing his glorious light to your lives.
Now you can all skip Dany's chapters in ADWD...
moustachio rides $5“dany, seriously. maybe we should do something about the murders,”
“yes, you’re right. we should decree that daario never wears clothes,”
“what, no, that’s no-“
“you’re one hundred percent right barristan, he should be slathered in oil as well! how much money do we have to spare?”
“dany, you’re not listening, people are dying, we have NO MONEY, they burned all our crops and res-“
“yes good, order 200,000,000 jars of oil for daario’s mustachios and naked body,”
Perfect summary tbqh.
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God(s) I hate Daario.
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Daario is the Edward Cullen of ASOIAF. It is known. Barristan… Barristan is a decent guy. Hope he gets an epic death,...
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I hope Barristan regrets, every single second of his life, that he went and joined Daenerys. I hope he’s bloody...
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queenofsunspear said:
I’m team Dany but this is SO ACCURATE XD
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winteriscomingbitch reblogged this from sansastark and added:
Perfect summary tbqh.
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