While waiting for season 2 I tend to post more non-ASOIAF related stuff than usual. But since it usually involves Nicolas Cage I think you should all be grateful that I am bringing his glorious light to your lives.
WHO IS THIS CONFESSOR. STOP SUBMITTING STUFF I’VE POSTED WORD FOR WORD (LIKE THE JON SNOW ABORTION CONFESSION).
I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU.
UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE FROM _ASOIAF AND ARE TROLLING, THEN IT’S COOL.
Theon will never let go.
WATCHING LOVE, ACTUALLY…
AND IT’S THE AIRPORT SCENE AND THE MUSIC IS SWELLING DRAMATICALLY AND IT’S SO PERFECT AND TRUE LOVE TOTALLY EXISTS AND I LOVE YOU ALL AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
IT’S A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL OF MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS! I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR POLES SHINED AND A LIST OF GRIEVANCES READY.
HERE’S WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF WESTEROS CELEBRATED FESTIVUS:
“It bothers me when people say Arya is an unrealistic character. I am Arya. Anyone who knows the character, especially those who knew me at her age, think we’re the same person. She’s a completely realistic character.”
lol stop
highheelsthatfit asked: So my nearly eighty year old grandmother started watching Game of Thrones. She says Jon Snow is her favorite because "He keeps me on the edge of my seat. I'm just waiting for a dick to fall into his open mouth. At first, I thought it would be the gap-toothed one or the curly haired one. But now my money's on the fat one. Some sex would be good for him. Maybe it would cheer him up." Is this the most perfect explanation of everything you need to know about Jon Snow or what?
CAN I HAVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER, PLEASE?
alternately: Dramatic Greymunk
