Winter Is Coming, Bitches

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July 2011

86 posts

When I think "Stallion Who Mounts The World" this...

fuckingboarsandhuntingwhores:

Final book spoilers....

Someone submitted this and I had to cross my eyes and squint before I could determine that the pic was not an actual spoiler. So fucking paranoid. :D #reader submission

pedestrienne asked: I am dreadfully afraid you'll think I'm a massive stick in the (head) mud, but I was just itching, itching, itching to note that 'Headless Ned' is kind of 'Head-Only Ned' - the very antithesis of 'headless'!

(Insert joke about an actual headless Ned being just as brainless as living + not-dismembered Ned here. Bless.)

June 2011

463 posts

BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY.

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is a sack of whine. I disagree, I think Jon is the biggest sack of whine of them all. #reader submission

what does it mean?

nixiepoo: what does tbh stand for? im curious;) ‘To be honest’. :D

parssons-deactivated20120826 asked: WHENEVER I THINK OF JON SNOW NOW I ALWAYS MENTALLY ADD TBH AT THE END OF MY THOUGHT IS THAT WEIRD

Spoilers are coming.

I look to the Holy Spearit to guide us during these troubled and dangerous times. Should you find yourself facing temptation, let Britney show you the way back.

Note about ADWD spoilers.

I WILL NOT BE POSTING SPOILERS ABOUT ADWD UNTIL AFTER THE BOOK IS RELEASED, AND EVEN THEN I WILL TRY TO KEEP THEM TO A MINIMUM. PEOPLE WHO DO RELEASE SPOILERS WITHOUT WARNING ARE SACKS OF WINE TBH.

Spartacus+Game of Thrones Mashup GIF →

I got inspired by all the weird/funny GoT stuff I find while reading your blog, so I figured I would try my first mash up. Don’t know if I am submitting this right, but I hope you get a kick out of it as I always enjoy your stuff. Paying it forward, tumblr style. I shouldn’t enjoy watching violence against a child so much. (But I do, and thank you for this!) #reader submission

nillrecurring asked: Love your blog! <3

cant even wait for next season Gendry Chris Miles mashups!! (please say we gonna have it!)

:)

lokiyan asked: May I shamelessly pimp my blog to you? Thank you for watching. (GoT + Futurama = time I should be spending on grad school)

westerama. tumblr. com

don't you love Theon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XTQ1mracQs The most beautiful thing is that not only is it about Alfie Allen, but also I could totally see Asha singing this about Theon himself. :D Asha would, just to embarrass him. I love that family of trolls. <3 #reader submission

My internet and cable died last night.

Here is how I dealt with it as told by GoT characters. Well, this is annoying. But whatever, it will be back in a few minutes. This is taking longer than I thought, I’ll grab a drink. Okay, this is just stupid. Why isn’t it coming back. I don’t understand. I’m so fucking bored. I don’t know how much longer I can take this. I’ve been waiting...

theloupgaroux asked: Reading the westerosorg/fuckyou post just made me want to piss over the wall and on to some posters. UGH. Whatever. Let them go back to WoW and have cybersex with chicks that are actually dudes (I took a Uni sexuality class last semester, and that was actually something we learned. Go figure, tuition well spent, sir) I want to challenge them to trial by combat, and let the 7 decide which fan wins!...

asongofisisandfire asked: Created a Tumblr ala Arrested Westeros, combining the FX series Archer and GoT. Hopefully you watch Archer and get the references. Love your site.

Who was Rickard Stark's wife?

spring-moon: swordinthedarkness: Seriously, who was she? You would think the mother and grandmother to so many significant characters would have been mentioned or did I miss something reading and re-reading these books? What house was she? I would imagine highborn so maybe a Glover or Manderly. Something tells me she was not a Bolton, but that would be both shocking and awesome if she was. ...

herpderpbook asked: I'm just going to put it out there that westeros isn't some kind of monolithic organization with an ideological purity test or anything. It's got like umptydozenthousand members. Yeah, there are a lot of meatheads (of both genders), but there are also just as many, if not hopefully more, non-meatheads. So, you know, don't tar us all with the same brush.

The Boss of the North needs a bro he can count on.

The saltiest mothafucka in the Iron Islands. (Except for Asha.)